The Future for Curious People - Pg 184

   I take another sip of beer and count to one hundred. I've heard this helps--the counting, not the drinking, though I've heard that helps, too, just for different reasons. I'd check my pulse, but I can never find that shit. I'd be a terrible doctor. This one's dead, too, I'd tell the nurse. I just don't feel anything happening. Must be an epidemic or the zombie apocalypse. Would the nurse call the CDC or would I?