King Dork - Pg 318

   In the end, I didn't want my relationship with my dad to be about Mr. Teone, or substitution ciphers, or broods of vipers, or pornography, or police corruption, or any of that stuff. And in reality, it wasn't about any of those things, though it's easy to forget that when you're trying to solve codes and piece together an explanation out of scraps of paper and notes in the margins of books. I'm not a good detective, and I don't even really want to be one. The only part of it that matters is that I miss my dad and wish he weren't dead. And that I love making out with Celeste Fletcher and hope to be able to do it again one day. Family values and ramoning. That's reality.