King Dork - Pg 68

   The danger zones were easy to avoid, though. Steer clear of the schools of sharks and flesh-eating piranhas. Avoid the sirens. Drift toward the playful mod dolphins, who are so busy being entranced with their own wonderfulness that they don't even notice your ungainly boat paddling in their midst. "It's quite a lagoon you've got here," I said, to no one in particular.