King Dork - Pg 169

   Maybe she could even dress up as Fiona for me from time to time. When you think about it, it wouldn't be too different from how grown-up wives dress up in Catholic schoolgirl uniforms for their husbands, except in Deanna Schumacher's case she'd be in her Catholic schoolgirl uniform to begin with and would have to take it off in order to put on the Fiona costume and then put it on again when we were done pleasing each other. Or maybe I could just develop the school uniform fetish myself, so she wouldn't even have to do the fake Fiona thing. I'm sure she'd appreciate that, with her busy schedule and so forth.